If you step into a lot of ABA clinics today, you’ll find well-meaning professionals armed with laminated data sheets and color-coded clipboards, desperately trying to convince a three-year-old to sit at a table and point to a picture of a cow. They are sweating. They are exhausted. They are losing the battle to a piece of lint the toddler found on the carpet. Meanwhile, somewhere on the internet, a woman in a pink shirt and denim overalls is commanding the undivided attention